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Below is an email from fb today, comments from me are in red.
Conner
—–Original Message—–
From: FB@xxx.com (aka Grande Labia)
Sent: Tuesday, August 15, 2006 2:10 PM
To: Bryan Pohlman (Quiksilver Travel)
Cc: FB; Noah Jacobson
Subject: RE: Samoa – Shack Attack Trip
Bryan,
What’s the low down or security policy on travel items these days (because i am incapable of reading the internet or the newspaper). I was just planning on taking a carryon backback (crayons and a backpack: to occupy my time on the boat while watching from the channel) with all my stuff in it (i.e., ipod, dvd, bathroom items including douche and tampax, ding repair, etc.) Whats the policy on Air New Zealand for (being a vagina?) electronics and liquids (Anal ease, toothpaste, soap, solarez, etc.)
Also, do you know if standard power (butt) plugs will work (for recharging purposes) or do we need an adapter – if so what kind (vaginal or rectal)? Also are we cool with bringing protein bars and snacks thru Samoa customs (I am very concerned about my cliff bars specifically)?
FB, CPA
Senior Managing Consultant
5 West Broadway, 0th Floor
San Diego, CA 92101
Main: 619-XXX-0001
Fax: 619-XXX-0002
Email: fb@xxx.com
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