10 Ft Pipeline

This is crazy enough to post. Anyone want to swim out at 10ft pipe and go over the falls on pool toy? Apparently, these guys did….


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The locals here were probably more upset than the ones at Ralph’s when the yacht pulled up. :-)

Blakely Still Virgin to Barrel Riding After Samoa

Early reports are in that Ford did not get a barrel on his trip to samoa.

updates to come..

Fun Day


Great day on the boat… Thanks to everyone who came out, had fun and helped me park that BIG MOFO!! GEZZZZZZZZZZ! Gotta work on that or get some friggin bow thrusters.. Special props go out to the ICE man for 3 saves during out day… Next time lets hope for More Surf, LESS FCUKING WIND, another jetski and the rest of the jackasses… Thanks again everyone..
Oh and sorry, this is the only pic I took the whole day..

Boat Day at Ralphs


Ok… So Im gonna leave late Fri night and goto Smyth’s or Leave at the Crack on Sat and arrive at O-side around 7-8A.. I would like to extend an all out invitation to everyone for a Boat day at Ralphs.. Guys and Girls.. Hang on the boat, ride Smyth’s Jet ski, Surf Ralphs (Which I hear is gonna be head high on sat, lowtide @8A), get a tan, drink, eat, watch TV, whatever… Point is were all together hangin and havin fun… We should probably shove off the slip @ harbor island 8-9ish and we will come back around 3-4ish.. The boat is 50ft and can hold a bunch of people… Call me or Smyth w/ any questions.. Hope to see everyone…

South Swell in San Diego

Peoples…south swell started to fill in tonight. Chest high sets at Ponto, O-Side was still below average but I am thinking it should be good mid-morning tomorrow. Anyone up for a surf? Shea…you comin’ down this way?

The Smyth

Deep thoughts from Ford

Donkey’s

Below is an email from fb today, comments from me are in red.

Conner

—–Original Message—–
From: FB@xxx.com (aka Grande Labia)
Sent: Tuesday, August 15, 2006 2:10 PM
To: Bryan Pohlman (Quiksilver Travel)
Cc: FB; Noah Jacobson
Subject: RE: Samoa – Shack Attack Trip

Bryan,

What’s the low down or security policy on travel items these days (because i am incapable of reading the internet or the newspaper). I was just planning on taking a carryon backback (crayons and a backpack: to occupy my time on the boat while watching from the channel) with all my stuff in it (i.e., ipod, dvd, bathroom items including douche and tampax, ding repair, etc.) Whats the policy on Air New Zealand for (being a vagina?) electronics and liquids (Anal ease, toothpaste, soap, solarez, etc.)

Also, do you know if standard power (butt) plugs will work (for recharging purposes) or do we need an adapter – if so what kind (vaginal or rectal)? Also are we cool with bringing protein bars and snacks thru Samoa customs (I am very concerned about my cliff bars specifically)?

FB, CPA
Senior Managing Consultant

5 West Broadway, 0th Floor
San Diego, CA 92101
Main: 619-XXX-0001
Fax: 619-XXX-0002
Email: fb@xxx.com

Costa Rica Tip of the Day

If you are pulled over by the police, this will smooth things over.
“puede un grupo de monos lamer sus bolas y hacerle sonrisa”

Surf Video – Ford Stoked on Somoa

Ford-

Enough said: Somoa is your time to step up!

Monday Dreaming

I surfed oceanside harbor last night with 3 other guys out.. It was big, meaty and honestly a little nerve rattling. The sets were 3-4ft OH, and the waves were as thick as they were tall. I sat 20ft south of the north jetty and caught 6 top to bottom reeling lefts into the hook of the jetty. I wished I had the another donkey with me so I could have settled my nerves.. Anyways have a good week and enjoy this picture above..