Donkey Patrol | Surfing Travel | Surf Resort | Kandui Mentawai Islands Indonesia | San Diego

909 stuff

1. flat hats (people with flat brimmed hats)
2. jackasses that wear bandannas
3. desert moded trucks (it’s probably 2wd)
4. tall socks with shorts

Teen / Mens Styles

1. emo kids
2. tight pants
3. hipsters / alex knost
4. Gay ass hair on dudes
5. men who use hair ties

Surf Related

1. longboard-shortboarders : you know who you are, you surf like a longboarder but ride your 7′6″ pintail
2. hipsters
3. alex knost (you make kids dress like idiots)
4. knee boarders
5. body boarders

Driving on PCH

1. Cyclists – GOD I hate the Cyclists, you want to be treated like a car and take up the whole road but you can’t go the speed limit, or use the bike lane and you don’t want to come to a stop for traffic lights and stop signs. One of these days I am going to get a super soaker fill it will my piss and wait on PCH and just hose your fucking spandex clad asses.

Cell Phone Etiquette

1. people who call back before listening to their voicemail (JOSH L)