Competing In Spirit
While I may not be able to make the contest this year in person, I will be there in spirit.
When it comes to the Donkey Contest, the only thing that I have ever cared about was taking down Blakely.
That being said, I am offering a $20 bounty on Blakely’s head. (Correction, I have just been contacted by Noah who is matching my bounty with and additional $20 bucks towards the pot) The bounty is now $40 usd.
Whomever knocks Ford out of the contest will be awarded the cash!
Once I am notified of the winner, I will grab my dingleberry and send a text to my zingle printer to print out the cash. If by some miracle Ford wins the contest the $40 will be put towards a celebration in honor of the men who have put up the bounty.
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