King Kelly, A.I.’s Resurgence, Bringing the Payne, Fantasy Surfer Sucks

Well, The Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach completed last week and not without a fair bit of drama. The surfers competed at FOUR different locations throughout the comp and it’s fair to say the waves were less than desirable. The waves were so bad I am actually surprised that Neco did not do better than he did. I would liken it to Bede’s win at the Pipeline Masters, it wasn’t exactly pipe, and this certainly was not Bells Beach but Kelly with a broken foot, took down an inform Dusty Payne and proceeded to slice and dice all the way to the winners podium.

As I predicted, A.I. seems to have found his footing, his confidence and some of his drive. I really hope he can get his eye of the tiger, F*ck the world self back. I think it would be a great story to see him back on top again.

Fantasy Surfer continues to shit the bed this year with their new website, it lost all saved teams for the entire league and everyone is in an uproar about it. I think its funny that all of their advertisements seem to be working just fine, while the core of their site is rotten. That is actually a good ad revenue strategy, get thousands of fanatic users with a core following, rebuild what you got them to love and make sure it does not work, then plaster the site with Google and sponsor ads. Then your thousands of fanatic users will check the site several times per day throughout the contest period to see if the site is fixed.I wish I would have ponied up and paid to do FASL this year as my teams for both events would have done very well.

Rip Curl also announced the location for the Search Event and it is going to be in Puerto Rico this year. The waiting period is October 30th to November 10th, and I am going to do my best to visit Stefan Summer and Sydney during this period as the contest will surely be near their casa. Hopefully the wife will let me go after the new baby arrives in Aug/Sept.

Rip Curl Pro 2010 – Kelly Slater Wins Bells

TAJ Wins Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast

Old new school vs. New new school. Yoda vs. Skywalker. Taj v.s Jordy

In yesterdays action, much like this hit YOU TUBE VIDEO, age and wisdom prevails over youth. Will this be Taj’s year?

NO Fantasy Surfer for Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast — ASG Drops Ball, Needs Kozai Back

Well with only a few hours to go until round 1, and trading still not open on the fantasy surfer website, I now feel confident that ASG is not going to make it happen for the first contest of the season. They need to hire data back, and get him to regulate.

Fantasy Surfer 2010 – ASP Professional Surfing – Will ASG Make the Cutoff?

Well, with a few days until snapper the verdict is still out on if Action Sports Group will complete the much needed revamp of the fantasy surfer website (fantasysurfer.com) prior to the first round of competition. I became skeptical when they missed their own deadline two weeks ago.  They later updated their site to allow for pre-registration, and to preview surfer values which is basically just a bs way of trying to buy time. Will they make the deadline, or will this failure help bolster more support for Fantasy Actions Sports League (fantasyactionsportsleague.com/surf). The cool part about FASL is that you can actually win money, the downside is it is fairly expensive. Only Time will tell. I am looking forward to the quiksilver pro 2010 at snapper rocks, and kicking off the new season.

The Billabong Pipeline Masters – ON & LIVE

PIPE MASTERS IS ON AT 8AM HAWAII TIME – Watch it Live

The Billabong Pipeline Masters is a prestigious event in surfing held annually at Banzai Pipeline in Oahu, Hawaii. It was established in 1970 and attracts the top 45 surfers from the Association of Surfing Professionals (ASP) as well as 16 surfers who compete in walk on trials. The event is the final leg of the Triple Crown of Surfing and the final event on the ASP World Tour. This years event will determine the world champion for 2009, and is a points battle between Mick Fanning and Joel Parkinson

Year      Winner
1971      Jeff Hakman
1972      Gerry Lopez
1973      Gerry Lopez
1974      Jeff Crawford
1975      Shaun Tomson
1976      Rory Russell
1977      Rory Russell
1978      Larry Blair
1979      Larry Blair
1980      Mark Richards
1981      Simon Anderson
1982      Michael Ho
1983      Dane Kealoha
1984      Joey Buran
1985      Mark Occhilupo
1986      Derek Ho
1987      Tom Carroll
1988      Rob Page
1989      Gary Elkerton
1990      Tom Carroll
1991      Tom Carroll
1992      Kelly Slater
1993      Derek Ho
1994      Kelly Slater
1995      Kelly Slater
1996      Kelly Slater
1997      John Gomes
1998      Jake Paterson
1999      Kelly Slater
2000      Rob Machado
2001      Bruce Irons
2002      Andy Irons
2003      Andy Irons
2004      Jamie O’Brien
2005      Andy Irons
2006      Andy Irons
2007      Bede Durbidge
2008      Kelly Slater

The Quiksilver in Memory of EDDIE AIKAU – is ON and LIVE!!!

THE EDDIE IS LIVE

Edward Ryan Makua Hanai Aikau (Kahului, Hawaii, May 4, 1946 – March 17, 1978) was a well-known Hawaiian lifeguard and surfer. The words Makua Hanai in Eddie Aikau’s full name mean feeding parent,[1] an adoptive, nurturing, fostering parent,[2][3] in the Hawaiian language. As the first lifeguard at Waimea Bay on the island of Oahu, he saved many lives and became famous for surfing the big Hawaiian surf, winning several awards including the 1977 Duke Kahanamoku Invitational Surfing Championship.

Life
Born in Kahului, Maui, Aikau was the third child of Solomon and Henrietta Aikau. Aikau first learned how to surf at Kahului Harbor on its shorebreak. He moved to Oʻahu with his family in 1959, and at the age of 16 left school and started working at the Dole pineapple cannery; The paycheck allowed Aikau to buy his first surfboard. In 1968, he became the first lifeguard hired by the City & County of Honolulu to work on the North Shore. The City & County of Honolulu gave Aikau the task of covering all of the beaches between Sunset and Haleiwa. Not one life was lost while he served as lifeguard of Waimea Bay, as he braved waves that often reached 30 feet (9.1 m) high or more.[4] In 1971, Aikau was named Lifeguard of the Year.[5]

Lost at Sea
In 1978, the Polynesian Voyaging Society was seeking volunteers for a 30-day, 2,500-mile (4,000 km) journey to follow the ancient route of the Polynesian migration between the Hawaiian and Tahitian island chains. At 31 years of age, Aikau joined the voyage as a crew member. The Hokule’a left the Hawaiian islands on March 16, 1978. The double-hulled voyaging canoe developed a leak in one of the hulls and later capsized about twelve miles (19 km) south of the island of Molokai. In an attempt to get help, Aikau paddled toward Lanai on his surfboard.[6] Although the rest of the crew was later rescued by the U.S. Coast Guard, Aikau was never seen again. The ensuing search for Aikau was the largest air-sea search in Hawaii history.[7]

The last person lifeguard Eddie Aikau rescued at Waimea Bay was a young TV producer named John Orland, who had just wrapped up production on a TV pilot called the “Hawaii Experience,” starring Bob Crane from Hogan’s Heroes. He was rescued on February 19, 1978, less than a month before Eddie Aikau was lost at sea.

Memorial surfing invitational
In Aikau’s honor, the surfwear company Quiksilver sponsors the “The Eddie”[8]—the Quiksilver Big Wave Invitational in Memory of Eddie Aikau at Waimea Bay. The idea of the Quiksilver Big Wave Invitational was created by Bruce Raymond and Bob McKnight.

Since its inception (Eddie Aikau’s brother Clyde Aikau[8] won the first Eddie in 1985), the tournament has only been held seven times, due to a precondition that open-ocean swells reach a minimum of 20 feet (this translates to a wave face height of over 30 feet).[9] The most recent tournament was in December 2004, when waves in the bay reached 30 to 50 feet (15 m) high. The contest only invites 24 big-wave riders to participate in two rounds of competition. The event does not allow the use of jet skis to tow surfers into the waves.

Popular culture
In the 1980s, bumper stickers and T-shirts with the phrase “Eddie Would Go” spread around the Hawaiian Islands and to the rest of the world. According to maritime historian Mac Simpson, “Aikau was a legend on the North Shore, pulling people out of waves that no one else would dare to. That’s where the saying came from — Eddie would go, when no else would or could. Only Eddie dared.”[7]

Another variation of the aforementioned popular phrase is “Eddie wouldn’t tow.” This phrase is in reference to the method of big wave surfing in which one surfer must accelerate another surfer (the former on a jet ski, the latter towed on a surfboard) to the speed of a large, fast wave. It is also partially in response to the controversy over the “unnaturalness” of tow-in surfing; many surfers feel that being towed in to a wave, as opposed to paddling, is against the spirit of the sport.[10]

Other variations of the phrase include “Eddie would throw” (in support of the University of Hawaii’s passing attack by Colt Brennan under June Jones), “Eddie wouldn’t crow” (in opposition to boastful and egotistical surfers), and “Eddie would hoe” (in support of Native Hawaiian agricultural outreach programs). Another variation used recently during the 2008 election campaign for Honolulu rail transit was the slogan, “Eddie would ride.”

East Coast Shack – Ben Bourgeois – TS Danny – OBX

BENNY B RAIL RIDER… THE HUNT , Bill from ALEK PARKER on Vimeo.

Donkeys Surfing Poorly!

Well fellow Donkeys, its finally here! Sheagas sent me a mostly unedited version of the video shot in Oceanside on Juky 25th. What a swell! By far, the best South swell we have had in many years! Bottom line though………….we suck! Minus a few barrels here and there, its not much to look at. We need Shea’s editing power to make us look more respectable. In any case, it should put the fire in our bellies for the DP Fall Classic on September 19th.  If you are a homo and can’t figure out how to embed a video, click on this YouTube link: Donkey Patrol Oside July 25

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US Open Of Surfing – Surf Stalker Strikes Again

Jesse “the surf stalker” Somberg has taken to the streets of O.C. again in pursuit of some of today’s most prominent surf stars. Last year, he and his flat hat camped out in the marsh at trestles waiting for the likes of Slater, Reyes, and Garcia

Now with a cash infusion to the US Open Purse, offering $100,000 to the winner, Hurley has some how made the US Open interesting again. The big players are back in HB: Slater, Both Irons Brothers, Knox, Machado, The Hobgoods, Lopez, Ward, Garcia, Fanning, Pistachio, Not to mention the swell forecast looks good for the first time in ten years. I wish I were there. It is going to be an awesome shit show with everyone from 56th st to the 909 showing up for the party. Will there be another riot? It will be worth watching this year.

Not to worry, The Surf Stalker (TSS) will be in attendance and will be providing almost live coverage of the event. TSS could be taking pictures with scantily clad barely legal girls, but if he did that he would just be “The Stalker”… Instead he he sticks to his roots and scalps a few more pros for the mantle. Here is TSS with Andy Irons after one of the early rounds of the 2009 US Open Of Surfing presented by Hurley.

What is the point of taking pictures with hot girls?

What is the point of taking pictures with hot girls?

North Sumatra Surfing Telo Islands – Surf Heaven?

_mg_0095If surfing is a religion, heaven awaits in the telo islands of northern sumatra in indonesia.

24 waves within a 45 minute speed boat ride of the land based “Resort Latitude Zero“, this newly opened resort expands on the successes of its predisessor Kandui Resort in the Mentawai, and is truely a surfing nirvana.  In addition to the waves (see images below), the resort features include: 270 degree ocean view rooms with a/c and high ceilings, swimming pool and lounge area for after surf beverages.. Are we there yet? RLZ also prides itself on top-level service in every area: accommodations, services, activities, amenities and food. Did I mention the waves are good too?